Tatianna and her dark gorgeous hair reminds Tyra of Angelina Jolie (with an inverse gum to tooth ratio in the front), and so she gets a long blonde weave. Tatianna says that she can rock any hair. Ehhh, still untested. Jessica is next, and is getting chocolate brown hair to sexify herself. Basically, she has the same hair as Raina. She loves it. With the makeovers at an end, Jay tells the girls that this is only the start of their transition towards becoming a top model. That transition is going to continue as the girls move into their new loft! Yes, they get a fierce NYC loft. It's huge and tacky and gorgeous, and features a lot of bunk beds and a built-in runway. Alasia tells us that you could have a rave in the tub. That's how fabulous it is. There's a balcony with a great city view. No hot tub shenanigans this season, but I'm okay with that.

For once there are apparently enough beds for everyone in the house, so the insta-drama revolves around the closet. Anslee is silly enough to think that everyone should get an equal section of the closet. Angelea says, "Don't talk about what I get and I cain't get." Thankfully for us, the counseling didn't stick. Alexandra tells us that the altercation between Angelea and Anslee is the clashing of identical personalities. The fact that Anslee is secretly stank makes her a lot more interesting. Angelea tells Anslee that she's not her mama, and waves a finger. But Anslee tells us that Angelea does not scare or intimidate or bother her. Angelea can't take "corrective criticism," and Anslee predicts that she'll break down and fall apart. We can only hope, friend. Commercials.

When we return, there's more Angelea-related house drama. Brenda tells us that when Angelea so much as walks into a room she brings an air of negativity, which is the last thing anyone needs right now. Angelea eats a piece of pizza and kind of stares and smirks at Brenda. Brenda asks why Angelea's scowling at her, and says it's rude. Angelea confessionalizes a correction. It's not a stare. It's a "bitch please" look. Fair enough. Angelea demonstrates the bitch please look for us. It's like, bitch please. I just practiced the bitch please look for about four minutes, and think I finally have it down. Angelea says that this is the look she gives when she's not feeling someone. You know how your mom always told you that your face would freeze like that? Well, there's something to that theory.