We then briefly meet Brittany, 20, from College Park, Maryland. She apparently won an online competition on Tyra.com to gain her place in the semi-finals. We see Naduah again, who tells us that she's been modeling in Cancun for about five years. A quick look at her MyFierce page shows that Naduah is 5'7", and really should have made an effort to get on last fall's shortie Cycle. Danielle, 19, from Greenville, South Carolina has a whole bunch of piercings and tattoos. She gives some lip service about proving to girls that you don't have to look cookie cutter to be beautiful. I will tell you right now that the piercings are the least of Danielle's problems.

Then it's time for Ms. J.'s net-walking. He says he's going to screen the girls to see who has viruses and who doesn't. This isn't Rock of Love. I'm sure most of them are fine. Jeanna, 21, from Chicago is all about being a diva on the runway. Ms. J. mocks her walk but not her leopard-print jacket, which I see as a missed opportunity. Alexandra, 21, from Kerrville, Texas is plus-sized. She says she's been the captain of every single intramural team you can think of. And, I mean, let's just focus on the word "intramural" there. She did go to something called "state" in basketball, though. She describes herself as uber-competitive, and adds that no one else can touch her. Or would want to, maybe. Then there's Hallie, 21 from Memphis, who describes herself as a spoiled brat. It's always problematic when you choose to describe yourself as an asshole, I think. Hallie is here to win the competition, and could care less about the money. She should care about financing a hunt for the fountain of youth, because that bitch looks like she's 42. And not even a particularly young-looking 42. Gabrielle, 18 from St. Louis is biracial and says that one of her advantages is that she can pass as a variety of ethnicities. She's got some crazy big dyed-red hair and looks particularly malnourished.