Spoiled brat Hallie is next, and Tyra complements her on her style. Hallie likes the simplicity of Chanel. She is, in fact, wearing one of the ugliest dresses I've ever seen. It's a boob tube with a short puffy tablecloth attached. Furthermore, it looks like it came from the Walmart clearance rack. Fashion! Taste! Tyra points out that Hallie is a rich Tennessee girl. Hallie cops again to being a spoiled brat. She has some Chanel, and her mom takes her to Paris and New York to go shopping sometimes. Hallie is a trust fund baby, thanks to her grandmother. It clearly was a devastating loss, as Hallie says, "She was old, so it was expected." Even Ms. J. can't take that. It's moments like these when you understand why those crazy old rich ladies leave everything to their Maltipoos. Neither Hallie nor her mom have worked a day in their collective lives. Cybill Shepherd is Hallie's godmother, and was the one who encouraged her to model. In case we're still unclear, Hallie reminds us again that she's not one of these poor trifling homeless hos with a set of acrylics and a dream to her name. Got it, thanks.

Next up is Simone, 19 from Lenexa, Kansas. She's a sophomore at Duke, but her real passion is modeling. Simone tells us that she's a bit of an overachiever, and her two life goals are to be a Victoria's Secret model or Hillary Clinton. If Victoria's Secret had been around when Hills was a sophomore at Wellesley, she probably would have faced a similar dilemma. Tyra notes that Simone doesn't feel super-accepted in a certain community. It turns out that black women don't "seem to want to be friends" with Simone. Ah, it's Kelle 2.0! Simone thus joined the Delta Gamma sorority, where she is the only black girl of 75 members. Simone hears a lot that she acts like a white girl, and was nicknamed Oreo. She says that this is who she is and how she was raised, and she doesn't plan to change. Simone's real problem is that she acts like a very annoying white girl. Jay loves her, and says that if you don't have to listen to her she's kind of awesome. It's true that she's gorgeous and her body is phenomenal. Let's hope she doesn't discover her snout and let it all go to hell.