Next up is Aimee, 21 from Houston. She looks a lot like Carol Kane, who really does not get enough play these days. Aimee is "whimsical," which means she looks and talks like a big weirdo. Aimee guesses that she kind of sings when she talks. This leads Tyra to sing, "Yes you dooooooooooo!" Hard to understand why "Shake Ya Body" never cracked the top ten. Aimee studies classical music and so does a lot of opera arias and art songs. Also, she is a wood nymph. Tyra wants to do a musical with Aimee. I can assure you that the libretto is subpar. Aimee believes she only has one chance to live. Shirley MacLaine would disagree.

Tatianna, 21, from Ewa Beach, Hawaii is next. Tatianna is a volunteer mortician doing embalming and cremation! Wow! As she describes injecting the formaldehyde she gets really animated. Maybe she's actually a serial killer! Best. Season. Ever. Also, FYI, if you're an organ donor you just get filled with sawdust. Maybe you could request cedar chips or lavender sachets? When Tatianna was in tenth grade, her brother was diagnosed with HIV. That led her down a scientific path, because she's always wanted to contribute to research about HIV. Mr. Jay asks the question we're all wondering -- what the hell is she doing here? Tatianna says that she's been in the science world for so long and wants to check out the modeling reality. Not the right thing to say. But Tatianna wants some glamour in her life, and for people to identify her as something other than a lab coat. Boy, does she have a lot of teeth in her mouth. And yet also a lot of gums. The judges wonder if modeling is really a passion for her.