America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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We cut to the outside world, where Louise screams to someone on production that she needs to get her shit and go home. She adds that if Kelly Cutrone was on the street, she'd knock her out. Oh, if only Louise would stay in the country long enough for this dream deferred to come to pass. On the matter of Kelly Cutrone versus Louise, it's really hard to pick a side, mostly because they both seem so awful. The other girls stand around and wonder what's going to happen, and Annaliese points out that you can't exactly come back after that whole scene. As Alisha cries and Louise screams some more about going home, we head to commercials.

When we return, the Brits sympathize with Louise, who is outside screaming that she's losing it. Catherine tells us that it's not a nice thing to see someone just have a fucking mental break as Tyra Banks looks on. Eventually, everyone lines up again and Tyra announces that Louise has decided to leave the competition. Yeah, I think we got that. She adds that on Top Model, they like to think that their criticism is tough, but constructive. Now, let's not get carried away here! With Louise out of the way, the American team is up for critique. Azmarie is first, and her photo finally realizes her potential. Cutrone adds that Azmarie's leadership gave her team a strong edge. It's raves all around. Kyle is next, and her photo is cool and high fashion. Tyra praises her ability to be in control while she jumps. Seymone's shot is not amazing to Kelly, who wants her to own her body. Cat says that the photo is a bit too mature, which might alienate buyers. However, Tyra wants fiercely real clients to see overly sexualized images of themselves. I'm not sure if she thinks this would be a good thing or a bad thing.

Laura is next, and her photo gets raves. Cat even loves the shadow of her legs on the wall. She actually managed to do something that looked halfway punk. And then there is Eboni. She looks like a straight up hooker. Not ho style. Ho. And last but not least is Candace, whose picture is pretty terrible. Kelly tells her that her photo is not at all what she'd like to see in this competition. Candace is stunning in person, but it's not happening in the pictures. Nigel agrees that the photo is cheesy. Candace blathers on about something or other that is not helping her case. In the end, for one reason or another, she was defeated.

America's Next Top Model

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