America's Next Top Model

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Since casting, Tyra tells us, Naduah's striking looks and composure made her a provocative presence among the other girls. What we didn't see until now was how else she provoked the girls. And that was by wearing a slinky negligee to bed. What. The. Fuck. Maybe that was the cult uniform? It did sound like kind of a sex cult after all. As Krista says, "You need to cover up, because I don't want to see that going to bed." Especially since Naduah is on the top bunk, and climbing the ladder gives everyone in the room a much unwanted cooch shot.

Meanwhile, more drama! Alasia screamed at Ren, if you recall. But Jessica could always be counted on to lighten the mood. She had mismatched pajamas and silly dances galore. And a whoopee cushion! The girls often played "Chubby Bunny," a game in which you have to put as many marshmallows in your mouth as you can. After each additional marshmallow, you have to say "chubby bunny." Jessica and Alexandra got into a very heated Chubby Bunny competition, and though Jessica gave it a good effort, your chances of beating the house's plus-sized girl in a competition involving marshmallows are really pretty slim.

The Rachel Roy runway challenge was one of the show's most spectacular events to date. The models handled themselves with poise and grace...mostly. This was the infamous swinging pendulum competition, in which Alexandra totally got knocked off the runway after falling down a flight of stairs. Ah, glorious day! What we didn't see was Benny Ninja and his glitterati crew working the runway as only they can -- with lots of chains on their chests and tiny, fierce hats. The girls were impressed, and knew they could never live up to the fierce glamour.

America's Next Top Model

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