America's Next Top Model

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At the next photo shoot, the girls had to interpret different genres of dance. What we didn't get to see was how much effort dance instructor Troy Powell put into teaching this rhythm-deprived girls a few steps. No amount of practice could help Ren get into the groove, even though she was wearing the flyest disco ensemble. At panel, she landed in the bottom for the second week in a row. Ren's misery at the house as well as her lackluster performance in photo shoots finally caught up with her, and she was booted and left to deal with her mother issues in a non-public forum.

And then there's Brenda. She had a hard time dealing with her first makeover. Tears! World shaking short hair! So Brenda was less than thrilled when stylist Sally Hershberger showed up at the house to shear her once again. Sally fed off the misery, though, and actually cackled. What we didn't see was how "hairy" things got after Sally left. Brenda apparently said that she'd sweep up her pile of removed hair, yet the hair stayed on the floor for hours. Finally, Angelea had enough and asked Brenda if she was going to clean the hair. Brenda said that she forgot, but she'd do it. Apparently she didn't though, and Krista had to make a visit to Brenda's room. Krista pointed out that the hair was in the kitchen, and she didn't want nasty Brenda hair in her food. She asked again -- nicely -- if Brenda could clean it up and Brenda said, "I'm not going to get out of my bed." Krista said that if Brenda didn't clean it up soon, she'd clean it and put it in Brenda's bedroom. That made Brenda even more determined not to clean it up. What a nit. Krista wasn't kidding about sweeping it into Brenda's room. Brenda's theory about dealing with this is that she didn't put it in her own room, and so isn't going to vacuum it. The fuck? That would take about three seconds to clean up. Now I see why everyone called her Chucky.

In other hairy matters, Alasia left her shaving stubble in the tub, prompting Raina to ask if she'd just shaved her back, chest, arms and stomach. Heh. As Tyra tells us, Alasia had a bit of a temper. We get a highlights reel of Alasia's verbal fisticuffs with the other girls, which is awesome and scary all at once. What we didn't see was how Alasia directed some of that anger toward innocent, inanimate objects after her frozen vegetable argument with Anslee was over. Alasia stands in the closet and screams at her toiletries, and we see little thought bubbles coming up from her deodorant and lotion that say, "Did you say something to her?" "Hell no!" Alasia continues to scream that said toiletries shouldn't talk behind anybody's back. The deodorant remains adamant that she did not talk shit about Alasia, and that she was in fact practicing her runway walk. As Alasia goes on and on, the toiletries wish that she would shut the fuck up. Angelea of all people tells us that Alasia is a loudmouth who's all over the place. She also calls Alasia a ghetto hoodrat. The bottle of lotion agrees, and also is lodging a formal complaint with the producers.

America's Next Top Model

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