With that, it's football time. There is a thick cloud of sand throughout this whole thing. Alexandria tells us that she was diving and getting sand in her cooch and did not even care. Kayla, whose posterior has to be blurred out, tells us that many of the girls took this football game as an opportunity to work out some personal frustration. You don't say! Bre tells us that she and Angelea are pitbulls on the field, and they can take some bitches out. With elbows, apparently! Bianca is, no surprise, an elbow-thrower as well, and Lisa says that she got attacked super hard by the lady herself. And of course, Bianca does not disown this. She says, "Bam! That was for getting in my business. Bam! That was for talking out of turn. Bam! That's just because." She is truly a national treasure. Shannon doesn't like arguments, tension, or being tackled. This is also not surprising, as she looks like she might snap in half if the wind gets too gusty.
The first flag is thrown, and Dominique is first to pose -- with one of the NFL players -- for the cameras. She kind of turns it out, to be honest. Bre is next, and tells us that she loves to bring energy to her photos. Nigel thinks that she looked a little silly. Kayla's pictures were dynamic and whorish, which is just what Nigel was looking for. Finally, someone scores a touchdown. It's the Red Team, with the ball being run down the field by Lisa. For someone's grandma, she sure moves pretty fast! Bianca tells us that she's not intimidated by Lisa in the least, because Lisa is a whole ball of fire with no flame. As much as I normally appreciate Bianca's bon mots, that really doesn't make any sense. Lisa is next for the photo challenge, and looks insane. Shannon does a good job, and looks elegant despite the fact that she has sand in her bloomers. Alexandria overdid her shots, and Nigel says that you have to remember your model. Sister Angelea of the Hormones pulls in two NFL players for her shoot, but then sucks with the modeling part of it. She was just too horny to remember her face.
Okay, back to football. Bre throws a touchdown pass for the Blue Team! But then back to posing. Oh, Allison. This particular kind of sand- and burly man-infused shoot is just not her forte. Bianca gets to show off her long legs, but looks a little goofy overall. Laura gives an all-American hot dog of a performance, and looks pretty great. And then with six seconds left, the Blue Team manages to score another touchdown and wins the game. I know you were on the edge of your seat for that one. Nigel presents big oversized checks to the NFL players, who already have been paid in T&A. Nigel then tells the girls that it's time to judge their photos. As Angelea wonders if someone is going to be eliminated on the spot, we head to commercials.