America's Next Top Model

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Rachel's elimination was a sobering shock to the girls who remained in the competition. But what we did not know was that gift bags were sent to the girls to help lighten the mood. They contained hideous leggings and t-shirts and makeup, and the girls decided to have a fashion show featuring these new terrible items. But the girls had fun times, and that's all that matters. And then, more bonus footage! The atmosphere of friendship and fun did not survive long in the top model house. Brittany tells the other girls that at ages three and four, respectively, she wanted to be a witch and a vampire for Halloween. Bianca sees this information to its logical conclusion, and tells Brittany that she is possessed by demons. I don't know why I hadn't thought about that before! Bianca notes to the others (while Brittany is still there) that Brittany is a pagan, which is freaking satanic. Brittany says that she doesn't care, because she's not religious. Bianca asks, "So where you think you came from? Your mom?" What a twist on the classic "your mom" insult!

Jennifer tells us that she's always felt like she shouldn't stand around and watch other people get made fun of. At 23, she's older than most of the girls, and understands that they might not want to stand up to a stank bully like Bianca. So Jennifer confronts her about calling Brittany a demon-possessed Satanist, and ends with the kicker, "It doesn't sound like something God would want you to say." Fabulous. An angry Bianca say she doesn't have to explain herself to Jennifer, and asks if she's talking for Brittany. Bianca interviews that she has nothing against Jennifer, but doesn't understand why she has to stick her nose in situations that are none of her concern. The argument escalates, and Bianca shows her true lack of verbal prowess when she tells Jennifer to go pour herself some orange juice or milk. Jennifer tells us Bianca blows up at the smallest thing. She has some anger issues, and doesn't know how to talk it out. Maybe it's Bianca that is actually possessed by demons, and she's just trying to deflect attention? This whole bonus clip has made me realize that I don't use the old "you are possessed by demons" conversation starter nearly enough.

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