America's Next Top Model

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Next, the girls headed to the racetrack for a photo that featured them posing with a jockey, on a horse, in the buff. Or near-buff. Topless and in lacy underwear with a bevy of small hats. Courtney was dismayed when Jay insisted that she leave her broken-foot-boot on in her photo shoot. Jay was stunned by how bad her performance was. Courtney tells us that she totally shut down, which is not like her. She let her foot defeat her and gave up during her shoot, which is the sort of thing that the panel hates. She was sent home.

But who cares about Courtney when we can look at Laura and Nicole?!? Laura asks Nicole if she wants some bacon, and Tyra voices over that living in Los Angeles was a far cry from her home on a Kentucky farm. And wait... does Laura have a hickey on her neck? Amazing! But Laura brought a little of the farm to everyone through her cooking. She can make star shaped pancakes! I want some! And holy crap, I think Laura is making a full rack of ribs! Maybe I can hire her to be my personal chef. Laura interviews that all the other girls in the house eat crazy organic food, and she has to find new things to eat because she's not used to L.A. food. Rae eats a kiwi like an apple, and Laura exclaims in horror, "You eat the peel?!?" And, I mean... you eat the peel?!? It's so fuzzy! Whatever, I'm team Laura on this one. Rae convinces Laura to take a bite, and Laura recoils and says in trauma, "The fur touched my tongue." Laura interviews, "Right now a milkshake would make me really happy." So when Nigel thought Laura was just being a bimbo when she said she was thinking about milkshakes on her Cover Girl shoot, he didn't know the full, furry context of the situation.

We of course saw Miss J.'s first runway lesson of the season, but what we did not see was the girls stomping with nine year old runway sensation Diva Davanna. Erin tells us that it's pretty weird for them all to have to walk behind Diva Davanna and have her show them all up, since she's so experienced and good at walking. I guess if there are piano prodigies there might as well be prodigies for useless things, too. Miss J.'s teaching paid off when the girls walked tall at a beautiful Kevin Hall fashion show. They then headed to a photo shoot that emphasized the importance of looking taller and longer as a petite model. They posed in a warehouse that had a series of rods and ropes and pulleys. Lulu was distracted by her competitors during the shoot, and particularly demon-possessed Brittany, who annoys Lulu to death. She should be glad that's not a literal statement. Lulu lacked focus and drive, and frustrated Jay to no end. He finally chokes her, and Lulu likes it. At panel, Lulu landed at the bottom of the pack and was sent home for apparent lack of interest. That's what you get when you speak ill of the demons!

America's Next Top Model

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