America's Next Top Model

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When take a commercial break, and return to more bonus footage. The cast of Cycle 13 was not alone in their L.A. home. Erin points out a snail on their shower door, much to Nicole's delight. That snail is pretty cute. Nicole also attempts to catch what Bianca claims is "an arachnid as big as my head." Bianca wants to kill it with her giant shoe, but Nicole won't allow it. Bianca in turn yells that she's going to kill Nicole and her eight-legged friend. Nicole cups the spider in her bare hands and takes it outside, which Bianca says is just weird. And I might not go that far, but in fact spiders are our friends because they eat the other bugs! But this is not the end of the bug story. Erin tells us that some of the girls don't know how to be cleanly, and of course there was freaking candy all over the house to begin with. They have an ant problem. Now that is disgusting. Bianca screams as she sees ants crawling all through her purse. She hates bugs, even though God put them on the earth the same as us. Sundai inspects Bianca's purse and notes that there are ant-attracting Cheetos in there. We also didn't get to see Jennifer talking trash -- literally. She tells us that she's not a neat freak at home, but is becoming one thanks to the disgusting ways of her housemates. She takes out the trash four times in ten minutes, and cleans the whole bathroom and the kitchen, and no one offers to help. She tells the others that they shouldn't be afraid to take out the trash once in a while and gets total silence in response. It's wearing on her, but she's trying to stay cool. Jennifer wraps tape around her hand to clean her bedroom carpet, because apparently the girls don't have a vacuum. WTF?!? I bet those ants are on contract.

After the ant trauma, the girls had their first photo shoot with Tyra behind the lens, and had to pull off the all-important beauty shot. There were a lot of scarves. Bianca struggled to soften her features in front of the camera until Jay reminded her that she loves Jesus. Bianca tells us that she has a hard exterior but does indeed possess a softer side. She's trying to learn that it's okay to show more life in her eyes. Sadly, she failed to pull through as the demons repeatedly deadened her eyes. She was booted for being too hard.

America's Next Top Model

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