America's Next Top Model

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Sometime around week six of the competition, Kara had had it with the other girls' polite socializing. She confessionalizes that some of the other girls sit around and drink twelve cups of tea a day. Well, tea is awesome. They also sit around and talk about nothing all day. What else do they have to do? One day, Kara decided to mix things up. She created a game called "BAHM" out of Sundai's predilection for saying the word "bomb." There is a gameboard, and a scoring system, and cards with directives to challenge anyone to a blindfolded makeup challenge. This is, in fact, something of a dangerous enterprise. There are also pillowcase potato sack races, and a challenge to create a fashion in five minutes using only trashbags and tape. It does, in fact, look pretty fun. Kara ruins it all, however, by lazy-eye confessionalizing, "If I don't step up this week and get sent home, everyone else is going to have a lame-ass time living in this house." But Nicole and Sundai managed to find their own fun a well, with the confessional and a can of whipped cream. It's not as porny as you think, and Sundai tells us that it's proof that Nicole is secretly crazy. Secretly?

The next photo shoot had the models getting in touch with their inner warriors as they posed in three fierce positions -- two of which were in the air! -- to create one fierce, weapon-filled action sequence. Kara seemed lackadaisical both in the air and on the ground, and brought forth little of the creative, athletic posing that the shoot called for. At panel, the judges decided that she hadn't pushed herself hard enough, or taken advantage of her very strong crazy-eyed look. She got the boot.

We take a commercial break and return to new footage! After so many weeks of togetherness, Rae's preoccupation with dental hygiene could no longer be ignored. Nicole interviews that one of the first things she noticed about Rae is that she's a very vigorous tooth-brusher. Oh, man, let me tell you that that is a recipe for receding gums, which in turn is a recipe for one of the most draconian surgeries you will ever experience in the form of a gum graft. Not to be old and weird, but seriously people. Get an electric toothbrush, and be very gentle. Rae is really committed to her toothbrush, says Nicole, and they have a relationship every night. Porn music plays as Rae reclines in bed with her toothbrush in her mouth. Laura says that Rae would brush her teeth all day if they didn't have to do challenges and photo shoots. She does acknowledge that Rae's teeth are very white and clean. Rae says that she brushes her teeth all the time, and doesn't understand people who don't. She doesn't know what's so fascinating about it. In fact, nothing is so fascinating about it. You can't tell me there's not some girl-on-girl action that was cut so we could get bonus footage of Rae brushing her teeth all day.

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