America's Next Top Model

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Potes: B | 1010 USERS: C+
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Next up is Laura, Ashley and Kara. Tyra looks at Laura first, and notes that her photo looks Giselle-amazing. Josie says that Laura looks not only happy, but like she's climaxing. Again, the tie-dye contortionists make her horny. Nigel likes the extraordinary curve of Laura's body, which is at once relaxed and comfortable. That makes the viewer comfortable, and also makes the viewer think about orgasms. Miss J. says that he doesn't like the photo as much as the others... he loves it! Laura for the win. Ashley is up next, and looks a hot mess. Nigel says that it's weak, has no power, and looks like she's asleep. Maybe she took tips from Lil Mama. Tyra asks Ashley what was going through her head. Ashley says that she was trying to work it without overthinking. We see some of her outtakes, which are disastrous. Tyra tells Ashley that it didn't look like she was trying at all. Bad news. They then turn to Kara. Nigel says that she looks nervous in her photo, and needs to trust herself a bit more and give herself credit for getting this far. Josie tells her not to be scared to push out her lips, or do something that otherwise might make her feel like she's being silly or weird. That would make her appear confident and like she's willing to take a risk. Tyra goes back to Ashley, and says that she pulled down the shot for the others and that they struggled to find a decent picture of her. She was clearly the worst, while Laura was the best and Kara was middling.

America's Next Top Model

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