America's Next Top Model

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Benny and Lil prepare to give the girls their critique, and Benny introduces them to Rhonda Faber Green, an Olivia Newton-John lookalike slash jewelry designer. Suddenly, the wheels are in motion, as $17,000 worth of jewelry is laid out before everyone. Benny loved how together team one (Jennifer, Kara and Rae) was, and Lil Mama loved how they mixed in sexy with sad, and incorporated elements of modern dance. Lil Mama was not impressed with team two's goofy happy dance, but thought that they did sad best. Benny and Lil Mama are both confused by team three's happy and sad sections, and Lil says she just doesn't get it. Benny tells them that their anger was kinda scary, and Kara interviews that it was probably a mistake on Nicole's part to freak everyone out like she did. And the winner of the challenge is team one. Jennifer, Kara and Rae rush over to the jewelry and squeal continuously. Ashley pouts.

Back at the house, Ashley continues to pout. She tells a small gaggle of other girls that her group was the only one that really had dance moves. Everybody else was just jumping around and rolling on the floor. I don't know how much sympathy she's expecting to get when she's talking to said "everybody else" whose dance moves she's criticizing. Ashley continues that her team was being abstract, but still used actual dance movements. She then says, as Erin and Nicole are in earshot, "If it had been me dancing by myself... totally different story." Meanwhile, Kara is in stiff competition with Ashley in the annoying asshole Olympics. She says that she's bonded with Jennifer, but she tries to keep her distance from everyone else, since they're not her "type of people." We get a shot of gawky Nicole in her too large neon green tank top, and dowdy Brittany lounging dowdily. She says that it's not worth it to socialize with such losers, which is probably Kara but still makes her come off like a jerk.

America's Next Top Model

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