America's Next Top Model

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The Brains of the Operation

The girls walk through a giant marketplace, and Molly notes that she is hungry. Hannah points to an establishment that looks "really authentic and interesting." They sit down in front of a whole bunch of goats' heads. Accompanying the goats heads are brains and eyeballs. The brains look just like brains. The eyeballs, however, look oddly like chicken wings. A guy bites into an eyeball with relish, just to prove that it can be done. Hannah proposes that they all eat brains. She is the only one who seems completely nonplussed by this. The girls each take a little chunk of goat brain, toast with them, and then pop them in their mouths. Brittani instantly starts gagging. She tells us that the texture of a brain is squishy and gooey and disgusting. It was gross and disgusting and perhaps uncooked, which can't be good. I mean, Yaya got off light with that umeboshi. It looks like Brittani spits out her brains, and it's unclear if the other girls' brains get all the way down to their stomachs or not. No one seems to have gotten any smarter through ingestion or osmosis.

Back at the house, there is Tyra Mail: "Ah, the sweet smell of Sokces. Love, Tyra." Brittani thinks that they're going to do something really stinky. Hannah suggests that maybe they'll do something in the market and can then go shopping again. At dinner, Brittani hands her meal over to Alexandria. She reminds us that the texture of a goat brain is disgusting, and it messed up her whole digestive system. Now she's just really fucking sick. You'd think she'd be the heartiest from having to eat squirrels all her life or whatever. As Brittani looks miserable and ill, Hannah notes that for some reason she felt really wrong about eating the eyeball. Brittani heads to bed, hoping that she can throwup and be fresh and brainless for tomorrow's photo shoot.

The next morning, Hannah notes that she wants to go back to the marketplace and spend all of her money, on items like t-shirts that say, "I ate goat brains and all I got was a persistent case of food poisoning!" Brittani, meanwhile, would like to die. She says that it's going to be a huge struggle for her to perform well at the photo shoot. The girls head out and meet Jay Manuel in the Medina, which is the largest outdoor market in Morocco. He says that they'll be in the marketplace for their shoot, wearing designs by Daniella Issa Helayel, who has dressed celebrities including Scarlett Johansson and Kate Middleton. The story of the girls being on a journey, which started last week with camels in the desert, will continue. The very fancy photographer for this shoot is Friedemann Hauss. He tells the girls that they should do some movements, and immerse themselves in local culture. In the past day they've balanced tea trays on their heads and eaten goat brains. I'd consider them immersed.

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