Tyra asks Ann when she last cried about being called a giant. Ann says it was probably during her senior year of high school, though I'm guessing "ten minutes ago" would be a more accurate answer. Tyra also notices that the issue is still close for Ann, and Ann sadly says, "...Yeah." She mimics the mean giant impression that people would do. Growing up really is shit sometimes. Also shit: appearing on a reality TV show that is recapped. Sorry, Ann. Tyra asks Ann to think of a positive spin on giant, and she's at a loss. Tyra suggests "Amazon," which is of course the obvious choice. Ann is all smiles and tells us that a giant is a monster, but an Amazon is glamorous and awesome and cool. And don't even get me started on how beautiful bi-creatural Amazon/warlock babies are.
The girls finalize their hair and makeup, and we learn that "body paint artist" Marky Andrews also knows rudimentary cursive. Damien Carney is the hair stylist for this shoot. Esther is up first. Her bully word is "weirdo," and her power word is "independent." Photographer Deborah Anderson tells Esther that the emotion in the face is the pain that she's gone through, but the body indicates that she's come through it with aplomb. I guess that means that no matter how weird you are, a great rack equals success. Esther has a hard time with the posing, and Jay points out that her hand placement makes it look like she has a crab claw coming out of her shoulder. He's convinced that Esther's 30G bosom is never going to be a problem, however her paucity of modeling ability may be. Rhianna's bullying word is "stupid." She says that teachers have called her stupid, because they have a hard time understanding her. Tyra tells Rhianna that this is because she has an artistic mind without boundaries and borders. Rhianna's power word is "undefinable." I think she should have gone for, "just rather dull." Deborah tells us that Rhianna struggled during her shoot, and got stuck in the same position. So much for the artistic mind, I guess. Couldn't she summon a tulip or something?













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