Twelve beautifully made over women are standing before Tyra, but she only has eleven photos in her hands. And the first of those goes to Teyona, whose photo was the best of the week. Celia is next to get a photo, followed by Allison, Natalie, London, Nijah, Tahlia, Sandra, Kortnie, and Aminat. This leaves Fo and Jessica in the bottom two. There's nothing wrong with a girl crying about losing her hair, but Fo needed to leave her tears in the salon. The judges question whether or not she has what it takes to be the chameleon she needs to be as a model. Jessica is very pretty, but the judges think that her "pretty" isn't translating to her photos. So who stays? Fo. Tyra loves to give a good pretty-girl-beatdown, so this wasn't unexpected. Tyra tells Jessica that as a model her job is to look better in pictures than she does in person. Jessica exit interviews that her elimination was a big surprise. She's not used to people giving her criticism or saying anything other than that she's beautiful. She appreciates the experience that she's had but plans to go home with her head held high since, in her own opinion, she's way prettier than some of the other girls there. Way to win sympathy points, Miss Monster. Don't let the door hit you in the ass when you leave!
Next week: Crazy walking times at Miss J.'s Charm School. And the girls play truth or dare, which is never a good idea.
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