America's Next Top Model

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Next is Raina, modeling only a ring. The judges love it. ALT says that her hands are so graceful, and she could be a courtesan in a 19th century painting. Tyra explains to Raina that a courtesan is like a mistress, and Raina is pleased. ALT says that she gives off a vibe of someone who's luxurious and used to big rings, big jewelry, big men, big lovers, and big houses -- in other words, the good life. Overall: gorgeous. Anslee has hooker boots, which Tyra loves. Oh, ALT just informed us that they're called cavalier boots. I actually might learn something this season. Otherwise, however, Anslee is wardrobe challenged and has to strip off a few layers and all her jewelry. Nigel says that Anslee has a stunning face and a good body, so it's a shame she didn't work it. ALT goes one step further and says, "You almost have a telescopic view into the nether regions." Lest you think this is a bad thing he adds, "Most girls did not do that, and you've done it with style." Apparently there is a right way to put your ladybits on display! Who knew?

Simone is up next and shows off her awesome/dreadful hair. Sally thinks that Simone looks stiff in her photo, but she can't get over her buttery skin and how sexy she looks. Tyra encourages Simone to smize and take things to the next level. Then there's Gabrielle. There is total silence when her photo pops up. Nigel says that Gabrielle looks scared, and like she's covering herself. Well, technically that's exactly what she's doing. ALT thinks that the pose is awkward, and that Gabrielle should have been more relaxed. Gabrielle lost her neck to boot, and Tyra reminds her that the neck is key to being a model.

Jessica is up next, and the judges aren't crazy about her puffy skirt. She strips down to a tank top and leggings, and they love it. The judges also love her photo. ALT says that Jessica is giving high fashion. Her hair is "totally sauvage," but still bold and fabulous. I am going to start saying "totally sauvage" in staff meetings. Tyra tells Jessica that she has a gift, because she's a chameleon. She can change it up, bend, tuck, and move, and it's natural. Those are the luckiest girls. Not so lucky is Krista, who, as predicted, has a terrible photo. Tyra says that Krista looks like a 1960's mannequin in an antiquated pose. She needed to sell her crazy hair and makeup. Tyra asks Krista what she thinks of her makeover, and Krista admits that she feels a little plain. However, she realizes that Tyra gave her said plain makeover because she has fab cheekbones.

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