Mikaela is crazy for sales. She does a lot of panting about all the bags of crap around, and Jay tells her to let the set serve her rather than overtake her energy. He says that she was overwhelmed by the set, and it was almost like ADD Christmas morning. She throws a couple of bags up in the air, and Jay seems to like it for a minute, and that's a wrap.
Back at the house, the girls talk about their shoots. Mikaela is nervous about panel. She thinks she did a good job, but it wasn't the best she could have done. Brittani says that some people did good, and some people did great, but at least they all look better than "that." One guess as to who "that" is. Brittani confessionalizes that she hopes she doesn't flip out at panel if Alexandria doesn't go home. She notes that panel would be the worst place for her to flip out. Indeed. She feels bad for flipping out in front of Nigel, and thinks that he'll see her as the bitch even though that's not the case. She wishes that everyone else could see the many stank sides of Alexandria that her housemates are forced to witness regularly. If Alexandria stays in the house, Brittani promises to rip off her fucking head. And now we have a show! Meanwhile, Alexandria files her nails. She doesn't want to talk to the other girls anyway, so the silent treatment isn't even bothering her. She crazy confessionalizes that Brittani doesn't matter to her, and that she's strong and Brittani's weak. She squints and says that she'll be there longer than Brittani will, and we head to commercials.
When we return, we get a glimpse of Tyra's backstage pre-panel boob issues. If this show focused 10% more on Tyra's boobs, I think it would be a lot more interesting. Tyra greets the girls. There are prizes, there are judges. Eric Daman is the guest judge for the week. Hannah is up first for critique. ALT thinks that she looks absolutely mad in her crazy for handbags photo. It's very Mad Hatter meets purse snatcher. Tyra thinks that the photo is fantastic, but Hannah's film overall was not so great. Her timing was off, and she's lucky that she stumbled into a good shot. Nigel loves Molly's obsessed with accessories photo, in which she is biting her ring. He totally believes her face, and she's sold the product while also showing her face. Eric notes that in the beginning Molly felt a little awkward, and it took a while to get to this great shot. Tyra says that there's a sensuality and lunacy to the whole thing, and Molly has to do this more. I would like "sensuality and lunacy" to be my own personal tagline.