America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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When we return, Sophie's up. Ben gives her the direction to be extravagant, eccentric, and watch out for the meringue pie. Jay thinks that Sophie has finally come into her own, and is free of the horrible manacles that have been holding her back. By "manacles" I think he means her lame boyfriend. Anyway, Sophie has become more adventurous and apparently killed it. Her legs are shaking, too! She attributes this to the fact that she doesn't get much exercise. Eboni is next, and Jay tells her to amp it up a little and forget all that 30-Never nonsense for the time being. She seems to do a great job as well. Seymone is, of course, perfectly comfortable at a dinner party, and takes Jay's hint to smash a pie in Annaliese's face. Annaliese tells us that if Seymone gets best photo, she owes her one for taking it up the nose. And by "it" I mean meringue. Has Tyra gotten a pie in the face yet? She certainly seems to have earned it karmically.

And then there's Kyle. As it turns out, one of Kyle's many problems is that she doesn't have a booty to tooch. The wardrobe person gives her a training tooch, or some sort of padded equivalent. Laura tells us that Kyle is the only one of the girls who had a fake booty tooch. This only strengthens Laura's hope that Kyle is the next one to go, and she in fact is willing to shell out some money to make this happen. Kyle manages to pose through the seething hatred coming at her from the various dinner party guests, and it's a wrap! Back at the house, there is some conversation about Kyle and her fake butt. Laura thinks the only reason that her shots look good is because she was wearing butt padding. Sophie agrees, and says that because extreme tooching is really painful, Kyle had an advantage since she could focus on posing with her built-in tooch in place. She thinks that a lot of the girls were pissed about the situation.

There is Tyra Mail of Doom! Someone is going home. Alisha is packing, much to her teammates' chagrin. She says that she's just preparing, although in an interview she promises us that if she goes home over Kyle, there will be drama at panel. Alisha did not cross the pond just to have someone who maybe possibly doesn't even want to be there take her dream away. I think the person that she is referring to who maybe possibly doesn't even want to be there is Tyra. But if Kyle stays and Alisha goes home, Alisha promises, there will be issues. As Eboni lights a flame for the fallen homies and homies about to fall, we head to commercials.

America's Next Top Model

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