America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Back at the model house, there is Tyra Mail of Doom. Someone is headed home. Dominique says, "What if we are the judges and we have to eliminate?" Angelea WILL NOT HAVE THAT. Dominique is very nervous, and notes that on her original season, she went home during a photo shoot with Nigel. Allison also has a bad feeling. She hasn't been in the bottom two yet, and notes that this would be a bad time to start. Angelea, meanwhile, says that her shoot was awkward and she didn't do so well. She predicts that she'll be in the bottom two and may be going home, and that the only thing that may save her is her personality. With these prescient words, we head to commercials.

When we return, it's panel time. There are prizes, there are judges. Miss J. is the guest judge. Allison is up first for evaluation with her discus shot. Tyra loves the energy and thinks the whole thing is fashion while still being kind of athletic. She likes the awkwardness. ALT, however, is appalled that Allison's heel is sinking into the ground. He describes it as a terrible, terrible moment. Somebody get him the smelling salts! Miss J. likes the silhouette of Allison's body and her kewpie doll eyes. Allison honestly seems surprised at all of the positive remarks. Lisa is next, and Nigel says that her photo is gorgeous. Tyra adds that she sees hurdles as well as high fashion, instead of Lisa just jumping like a fool and displaying her vag to the world per usual. ALT says that Lisa is athletic and it is her brand, and that the picture would have been fabulous for him if she had straightened her foot. No one mentions Lisa's biggest hurdle: the face.

Dominique is next, and sports her curly hair again. Miss J. says that Dominique's photo is a bit awkward for him, but Nigel says that it's very difficult to pretend to throw a javelin in high heels on a rocky surface. I think it's actually a pretty cool picture. ALT says that Dominique is coming off as a warrior princess rather than an Olympian, and has a weak leg to boot. Upon Nigel's defense of Dominique, he adds that this is the first time he's ever heard a photographer making an excuse for a model. Tyra liked Dominique's film, but says that she didn't really nail a shot. Angelea and the pit shot are next. Miss J. says it looks like she's asking her friend to hold her bag. ALT loves it, though, and says that not only is her heel not sinking into the dirt, but the whole thing is high fashion. Nigel points out that Angelea's straight limbs work in this shot, but a lot of her pictures were very stilted. Angelea says that she's not a very athletic person, and Tyra tells her that the best models know how to fake anything. This shoot was dead and smizeless, and she lucked into something decent.

America's Next Top Model

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