America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Allison is next, and her sport is the discus. Instead of an actual discus, however, she gets a purse. And not even a particularly discus-y-looking one! Allison tells us that she tends to overanalyze herself and then get anxious. Thus, she's gunning for a really fantastic picture. Nigel models proper discus throwing technique, though not with a purse. He tells Allison to imagine that she's the goddess of wind. She sort of spins around, and Nigel tells us that instead of "quirky Goddess" she gave "very awkward." Jay explains that Allison started off extremely weak, but once she slowed down and went to her comfortable place, she started shooting usable film. So, good in the end I think.

Lisa's Olympic sport is the hurdles. She tells us that she did the hurdles in high school, so knows what she's doing. However, the panel is sick of seeing her jumping and doing the splits, which provides her with a conundrum. She gets on set, and Nigel tells her to imagine that she's going after an antelope in her long, sheer black gown. I mean, why not? She starts off just posing, and Nigel asks her to actually jump. Lisa explains that she's nervous about jumping because of the panel's reaction. She's trying to be safe, because she thinks that if there's a bad shot the judges might pick that for panel. Nigel tells the biggest lie of his career (including "that red weave is really slimming, Tyra") when he says, "That's absurd... first of all, that's not how it works." I mean, come on now. He then tells Lisa that he specifically picked this Olympic event for her, and she's holding herself back. Lisa says, "Well do you want me to get back up there? Let's do it." And then Nigel looks totally turned on and it's so gross I want to die. He actually pants a little. Lisa then starts jumping, and Nigel tells her it's truly beautiful. Lisa accepts that her special skill is jumping, and Jay approves.

America's Next Top Model

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