Next up is Joslyn. She looks really awkward, and Nigel has to ask her a couple of times if she's okay. Jay notes that it almost looks like she's drowning. Nigel confirms with Joslyn that she can't swim. He says he knew from the get-go that she couldn't swim. A model doesn't have to be able to do everything, he tells us, but it's worth making the photographer and crew aware when you can't do something. Joslyn sputters and coughs in agreement. Next is Clark, who does surprisingly well. At one point Nigel says to her seductively, "What are you thinking right now?" Clark says she's thinking that she's lying on a bed. Jeebus. Jay tells us that Clark made it come alive with her body language and her eyes. He adds that what she was doing was straight-up flirting with Nigel. You know Clark likes them bald and pervy, to remind her of grandpappy.
Marjorie is next, and Jay tells her to use her body. She does her usual broken-down hunchback thing, and Jay loves it. He says that she almost looks like a sea mammal coming out of the water, and means it as a compliment. He tells her that she's genius. Marjorie stays strong for yet another week! She's really rocking it. Isis is next, and reminds us that until she has her gender reassignment surgery, she has to take care of some extra things that the other girls don't have to worry about. For instance, she has three pairs of undergarments on, just in case the wang tape starts to peel off. Poor Isis. I do see how this might be distressing. She's very nervous, and it affects her shoot. Jay tells her that she's looking sleepy, then interviews that her nervousness can definitely translate to the photographer. To top it off, she has a droopy Cyclops eye. The hormone shots are not going to help that, unfortunately.
Analeigh is up next. She tells us that this is an extremely important shoot for her, and she either has to kill it or go home. And she kills it! Jay exclaims, "Finally, the model comes to life!" She finally stepped up her game, he says, adding that sometimes it pays to be in the bottom two because you wake right up. Analeigh tells us, "I'm high on life right now, yo." Was she secretly raised by DJ Jazzy Jeff or something? Then we have Sheena, who says that she's ready to go to war. And she kills it too. Jay tells her that what she's doing is so pretty, and Nigel points out that Sheena is so good that he's silent. And she doesn't look like a hooch! Well, her body with the exception of one leg is all underwater, so that probably helps to tone the hooch down.