Jaclyn and Kasia are next. Nigel cracks up at Jaclyn's bouffant and baby voice. Tyra tells them that they knocked it out of the park, and that it's one of her favorite Top Model moments. ALT agrees and says it was really superb. Nigel was totally taken in by Kasia, and Tyra says that they effectively milked every moment. Jaclyn explains that she was trying to shake her fake booty, and Tyra asks for a display. Jaclyn does, and even drops it like it's hot to pick up an imaginary pencil. Sexual harassment at the Top Model panel! I guess I'm pretty used to it by now.
Alexandria and Brittani are next, skanking it up. Nigel tells them that they are supposed to be partners in crime, but that relationship clearly wasn't there in the shoot. Brittani's facial expressions were brilliant, but she's not just a head, and her performance was lacking. ALT says that Alexandria held it together, but Brittani did not support her. Tyra says that she assumed that Brittani would have done a good job, but her performance was actually weak and drab. Tyra thought that Alexandria was too sexy, and that she was a second away from licking her finger and making orgasm noises. Francesco totally busts Alexandria from being so insufferable on set, and for directing Brittani. Alexandria says that she wasn't trying to direct, she was just trying to keep the chemistry there. Francesco tells her that if she were with a big commercial director, that person wouldn't hire her again. ALT adds that she could also be asked to leave. Tyra says nothing for the moment, but you can tell that she is pleased to hear this news only because it will give her an excuse to rip Alexandria a new one later.
Sara and Mikaela are next. Sara really looks fabulous but sounds awkward, while Mikaela comes off like a very well-styled robot. ALT says that Sara lost the plot, and that he felt nothing. Nigel tells Mikaela that she'd look genius if it were a photo shoot, but she fell flat in the commercial. Francesco says that Sara wasn't into the commercial and wasn't "there." It was hard to direct her.
Last up are Dalya and Molly, who has a fresh, insane weave. Tyra seems to like it well enough, though, and says that with a cut and some lowlights it will be ready. Nigel tells Dalya that her locomotion in the commercial didn't work -- in other words, she didn't move well from the couch to the coffee table. Francesco says that at moments it felt like things were working for Molly, but in other moments she felt kind of lost. Tyra tells Molly that she needs to milk her close-ups. Molly says nothing but still looks kind of pissed about her hair situation.













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