Miss J. meets with everyone to give them feedback. Sara had trouble getting lit, and when she did it was sloppy. That statement perfectly captures my early 20's. Sara's walk was a little bit better than expected, I'm guessing because J. has very low expectations for her. Hannah needs more presence, and seems lost. Kasia has got to get out of the habit of using a mean, sexy pucker. So they're on the bad end. The three girls who are neck and neck at the top are Alexandria, Brittani, and Dalya. Happily, the winner is Dalya. She gets the two dresses from Geoffrey Mac, and doesn't even have to share anything with anyone. Woohoo! J. tells Hannah, Sara and Kasia that they need more practice with their walks, and so will get to walk home. They're like, "HAHAHA," until they realize that he's serious.
We never learn the actual distance from the venue to their house, so it's hard to say just how much of a punishment this is. However, Hannah tells us that they have to walk through a ghetto area and she wishes they had gotten brass knuckles and pepper spray to aid them on their journey. They are not happy. They start off wearing regular shoes, and then Kasia says she intends to put her heels back on to get some legit practice in. She's a professional, she tells us, and is harder on herself than anyone else can be. So if they tell her she needs to walk home, she'll do it in a stiletto. The three girls strut, and finally make it back to the house.
After the weary travelers return, there is more Tyra Mail. "Tomorrow it's okay for you to cause a scene. Love, Tyra." There are some cheers and some pouts. Brittani says that she thinks they're going to have to act tomorrow, and she's not okay with it. She adds a very upper-crust, "Pooey," for effect. The doorbell rings and some tangible Tyra Mail is delivered. There is a note saying, "Make sure you know all these lines by tomorrow!" Apparently the commercial is for Fierce Roast Coffee. Monique reads some stage directions: "A man sits behind his desk holding up a jar of coffee, staring at it. He looks panicked. Janice and Gloria, two secretaries, sit in the office looking bored." And here you never thought that they'd utter the name "Janice" on this show again! It makes me miss La Dickinson, who would for sure rip out Alexandria's esophagus and then use it to stir her gin and tonic. The executive is apparently looking for a way to make coffee sexy, and then his two "hot bitches," as Monique calls them, go right to it. They ask, "Mmm, doesn't the Fierce Roast smell delicious?" Monique and Hannah coo, and Monique confirms that there are a lot of sexual innuendos. If only they had taken on the challenge of making umeboshi sexy.