Seven beautiful girls stand before Tyra, but she only has six photos in her hands. And you know what those six photos represent. The first model called, who has the week's best photo, is Alisha! Yay! She is followed by Sophie, Catherine, Laura, and Annaliese. This leaves Eboni and Seymone in the bottom two. Both ladies stand before Tyra because the judges feel that they don't take into consideration how amazing the opportunity is to be there. That is, like, verbatim. Eboni doesn't respect the specific branding advice that the judges have given her. And for real, just look happy and smile and shit. It's not that hard! And Seymone is just stank about everything, as we know. So who stays in the competition? It's Eboni. Seymone gets booted back to Haggisville, where she can be as haggy as she wants.
Tyra says that she's not at the photo shoots or challenges, but the judges and Jay Manuel are. And they're big ole' tattlers. Tyra wants Seymone to remember that her platform is bigger than herself -- a plus-sized platform, if you will -- and that she should go forth and make ladies of all sizes feel good about themselves. I don't know how Seymone could make anyone feel good about anything. It's just not the job for her. Seymone tells us that she tried very hard, and other people should have been eliminated because they were ready to walk out. Wait, WHO? Eboni, maybe? The Brits certainly don't seem on the verge of disqualifying themselves. Ha -- and then Seymone amps up the stank by saying that no one else had any emotion at all when they were walking out, and she obviously does, and now doesn't want to talk about it anymore. She has a little meltdown and begs to leave, and then walks off camera. A fitting end to her journey, wouldn't you say?
Next week: Tensions surface between Laura and Eboni, and the girls head to Asia only to be accessorized with silkworms!
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