Obviously, these girls need some nutritional guidance, and who better to give it to them than healthy supermodel Karolina Kurkova? She has vegetables and fruit and puts them all in a shake. Visions of deep-fried Oreos dance in the models' heads. It's hard to doubt Karolina's wisdom, when she still looks like she's 17. Kacey says that she'd rather have the deep-fried Oreo, but now that she's a model she has to make the right choices, at least on film.
And then it's time for some never-before-seen footage from the conveyor belt runway challenge! Miss J. tries to give the girls some advice on their walks. He tells Jane that she walks like she's afraid and needs to pick up her pace. That's not exactly super-thrilling advice, and frankly you should be afraid when you're walking in heels on a conveyor belt. We see Chelsey stumble like Gumby, and Liz almost breaking an ankle, and Lexie teetering and tottering, and Jane falling down the stairs once she gets off of the moving runway. It was bad times, and exemplifies why you have to sign away your life to be on a reality show -- because they try to kill you.
The next photo shoot had everybody ready to rumble as the girls posed with crazy characters from Lucha VaVoom wrestling. Photographers Moshe and Eddie Brakha were on hand to make everyone feel creeped-out. Jane tried to capture the necessary aggression during her shoot, but instead gave pin-up girl. Lexie, meanwhile, looked like a homeless transvestite country singer hooker, or at least like she had homeless transvestite country singer hooker style. She was understandably eliminated.
After a commercial break, Liz and Chris continue to try to give Jane a little bit of soul. This time, it's in the form of a dance lesson. They try to get Jane to clap her hands to the beat, and shake her hips, and then suddenly Jane drops it like it's hot. Chelsey cracks up, and Chris says that Jane would not survive in the black club. This cycle, as you might remember, is all about high fashion, and before the girls had a shoot with famed picture-taker Patrick Demarchelier they had a very important fitting with super stylist Lori Goldstein. Lori drones compliments at the girls as they walk in her hideous styles. Meanwhile, some of the girls WHO KNOW NOTHING can't quite remember how to pronounce the last name "Demarchelier." Now I understand why Chelsey is in the final two. She is shocked that no one has heard of him, given that he's practically a household name. In the words of Michael Kors, Hello! Read a magazine!"