After a commercial break, Liz and Chris continue to try to give Jane a little bit of soul. This time, it's in the form of a dance lesson. They try to get Jane to clap her hands to the beat, and shake her hips, and then suddenly Jane drops it like it's hot. Chelsey cracks up, and Chris says that Jane would not survive in the black club. This cycle, as you might remember, is all about high fashion, and before the girls had a shoot with famed picture-taker Patrick Demarchelier they had a very important fitting with super stylist Lori Goldstein. Lori drones compliments at the girls as they walk in her hideous styles. Meanwhile, some of the girls WHO KNOW NOTHING can't quite remember how to pronounce the last name "Demarchelier." Now I understand why Chelsey is in the final two. She is shocked that no one has heard of him, given that he's practically a household name. In the words of Michael Kors, Hello! Read a magazine!"
With everybody looking fly, it was time for the Demarchelier shoot on Rodeo Drive. Tyra wasn't about to miss this one, and was on set in her newsboy duds. Kayla struggled for the first time in the competition. Not only did she have trouble in front of the camera, but chatting up Patrick behind the scenes caused her problems as well. She asks if he's excited about today, and then Patrick mumbles a French-accented something, which Kayla interprets as, "The more you're alive the better you look." There is some wisdom to that, I guess. She's trying very hard to understand what he's saying, but doesn't quite get there. It's even more awkward than Myrtle at a barbeque. Meanwhile, Kacey had a total disconnect with her Jane plus male model group during the shoot. It was so bad that Patrick had to yell at her to wake up. The panel wasn't impressed either, and Kacey was sent home.
Once Kacey was out of the picture, the girls took the opportunity to do some posing homework, and ignited a little chemistry with each other. Some of the girls play male models while the others are female models. Uh oh, this is like when I had my Barbie dolls also play Ken, because I never had any actual Ken dolls. I mean, who would waste money on Ken? Chelsey almost gets tongue from Kayla AND Liz, while Esther and Ann still act like they're at a sixth grade dance, even though Ann claims not to be uncomfortable at all. Kayla confessionalizes that she doesn't want to say that temptation is all around her but man, it's not as easy as it looks. I can't believe she didn't turn anyone this season. Or wait, maybe she did! Liz was determined not to let the posing exercise go to waste, and decided to cozy up to her competition. Liz grabs Kayla and pulls her into the closet, and after Kayla gives a chaste kiss to her permanently injured head, Liz says that Kayla should kiss her lips instead. Kayla, who had just gotten off the phone with her girlfriend, felt a little uncomfortable, while Chris says, "I done found out some things!" Kayla demonstrates to Chelsey how Liz tried to get a little nook-nook, and Chelsey seems scandalized. Kayla says that her girlfriend is going to be pissed, which I don't think is true since Kayla acted perfectly honorably.