Hannah uses the pendulum to check in with Alexandria's vagina chakra, and Alexandria pretends to hump it. Well, that gives us our answer, I guess. Everyone instantly comes to the decision that they should check Jaclyn's vagina chakra, I'm guessing because she's pure as the Texas snow. As Jaclyn tells us, she was sound asleep and the others woke her up to give Hannah's voodoo-looking crystal ball thing a whirl over her virginal lady bits. They lay her out on a table - the table upon which they eat! - and the thing swings just like it does every other time. We're never told exactly what this means, and then Jaclyn goes back to bed while everyone laughs. At least that didn't turn into some sort of sacrificial thing.
It didn't take long before Dominique rallied the other girls to try out their in-house runway through the time honored method of talking like a drag queen. But not only did the girls have to rock the runway, they had to work it in paper bags! Some of these ladies have a level of Project Runway arts and crafts realness going on, here. Sara, Alexandria and Nicole are the judges, and Dominique plays both Miss J. and Mr. Jay. She throws in a "honey chile" for good measure, which seems about right.
The first challenge of the season also had to do with a runway, but this runway, as you may remember, was only twelve inches wide and found in a pool. And instead of wearing plastic bags, the girls had to work plastic bubbles. By plastic bubbles, Tyra means giant hamster balls. First, they had a photo shoot with photographer Russell James, who was trying to capture the organic backstage moments of a fashion show. Molly and Brittani showed themselves as serious contenders early on, while Dominique and Angelia struggled with being natural in front of the camera. And then it was time for the glorious runway show. As Tyra says, there was some bubble trouble. Surprisingly and somewhat sadly, most of the girls managed not to totally humiliate themselves. Ondrei, however, just narrowly avoided cracking her head open, and then had to scramble to try to get out of the pool while still encased in the bubble. Hilarity ensued, but then Dominique came around and increased the level of hilarity tenfold as she fell and flopped around in the ball in an excruciating attempt to make it to land. Her good humor about the situation saved her, and it was Angelia -- whose photo failed to say "model" -- who was the first eliminated.