America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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After a commercial break, we see sweet-as-pie Jaclyn turning 20. The girls throw her a little party and give her handmade cards in which they compare her to various desserts, like I just did. Molly tells us that she wants to put Jaclyn in her bag and carry her around like a puppy because she's so fucking cute. I do think pocket-sized Jaclyn would be a huge seller. Sara tells us that Jaclyn is the sweetest little baby everywhere, which is not patronizing, but true since Jaclyn squeals things like, "I want to be a woman!" Jaclyn confessionalizes that you only turn 20 once, and she's going to be a real woman. She refers to herself thrice as a woman in an attempt to convince herself of that. Tyra tells us that Jaclyn may think that she's a woman, but she reversed right back to a child when faced with housekeeping. Apparently Jaclyn doesn't know how to put on a pillowcase? Seems about right. She yells for Monique, saying that she needs her help in making her bed. Monique tells us that Jaclyn is kind of getting on her nerves. She was probably very sheltered growing up, Monique says, but she's twenty years old and should know how to put on a fucking fitted sheet by now. Jaclyn whines that she can't get her sheets on the bed right, and Monique tells us that although she has a cute look, Jaclyn probably isn't strong enough to make it. Maybe the inability to apply sheets is why models sometimes pass out in trash dumpsters or whatever?

While Jaclyn was happy to become a woman, Monique was concerned about having too much womanly appeal. She interviews that it may sound funny, but she just doesn't know how not to be sexy. To prove this, we see her shaking her hips, and with her mouth hanging open in the bathtub. Brittani tells Monique that she has the best body she's ever seen, but also acknowledges that Monique is probably too sexy to make it all the way. Monique had apparently confessed to Brittani that -- shocker! -- she wants to do Victoria's Secret, but as Brittani points out in an interview, they're here to do Italian Vogue. Dominique tells us that Monique is "volumptuous" and has ass for days. We see Monique humping an exercise ball for proof. Monique confessionalizes that having a booty is stressful. Girl, tell me about it.

The next photo shoot had everyone buzzing as the girls posed in jewelry covered in live bees. Oh, remember how they had to stuff things up their nostrils so the bees wouldn't get up there and sting their brains? This was an edgy beauty shot, and Monique and Kasia impressed Jay with their strong poses and piercing eye contact despite the distracting insects. Meanwhile Nicole, who I don't remember at all, lacked energy. Ondrei seemed lost, although her attention was elsewhere. Back at the house, Ondrei confided to the other girls that she was having a hard time coping with the recent death of her brother and was debating whether or not to leave the competition to be with her family. During a nutrition-based teach the next day, the pressure got to be too much for her. As the guest dietician was talking about how you can eat small meatballs or whatever, Ondrei sank to the floor and then collapsed into tears. Tyra went back to check out what was going on, and removed Ondrei's headwrap. Apparently Ondrei fainted or something. Tyra calls the doctor as everyone else looks on with concern. At panel, Ondrei told the judges that she was ready to go home. Unfortunately for the others, there was still an elimination. Nicole looked weathered beyond her years and for this grave crime was sent home.

America's Next Top Model

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