Now let's turn for a minute to Kasia and stand in awe of the fact that she is 26 years old! And she doesn't even look haggard. I know, right? The general consensus is that Kasia looks somewhere between nineteen and twenty one, and the girls are shocked at the fact that she is in fact their wizened elder. How does Kasia keep her skin so perfect? I actually think it's the extra fat. Seriously, people, it plumps out the wrinkles. Also, she's not actually 56. But ANTM Productions is going to present Skin Care with Kasia so we can learn her secrets. Kasia tells us that she drinks tons of water all the time, she exfoliates a few nights a week and then applies a serum or something a bit more potent. Then she uses eye cream and sometimes Vitamin E oil. You know, different things. Alexandria points out that if she used "different things" her skin would break out constantly. She hates Kasia for her good genes, which is really what it all comes down to.
The models had a Cover Girl shoot challenge, in which they teamed up to present the latest and greatest crap that Cover Girl has to offer. Each girl was assigned a specific role of writer, director, or talent. Almost everyone worked well together. And then there was Alexandria. She bugged the shit of teammates Monique and Molly, the latter of whom was already on edge due to her whack weave. What we didn't see was the "directors" getting together back home to talk shit about their teams. Monique, of course, complains about Alexandria acting snotty. Hannah complains about stiff Dalya, who started vomiting from the mouth as soon as the camera was turned on. She thinks that she or Jaclyn could have done better.
And then, and I quote, "Alexandria has, uh, not been the most popular girl in the house. But that did not stop her from busting a rhyme to keep her spirits high." Yes, everyone, Alexandria is about to bust a rhyme in the confessional. It goes a little something like this: "I'm not a chump, I'm a champ and I'm in it to win it / I've got natural born swagger, best never forget it / And if you need me to show you well I guess I could / It'd be as easy as another [pregnant pause] doing the hood." Wait, what was that pause about? I don't think I want to know. To prove how street she is, Alexandria is wearing a do-rag. It is really no wonder that everyone finds her so tiresome.













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