For their next photo shoot, the girls got catty with a real live baby jaguar! Oh, that guy. He was truly the highlight of the season. Monique admitted to not being a cat person, but then acknowledged that this wasn't really a cat, but a "jag-wire." I'm going to start using "jag-wire" as a go-to insult in place of "d-bag." Like, "God, Tyra, stop being such a jag-wire all the time." It has a ring to it, no? Hannah got in touch with her wild side, giving fierce couture faux fur in shot after shot. Meanwhile, Molly still couldn't get over her hair and didn't emote anything but annoyance. Dalya became self-conscious and stiff at exactly the wrong time, and her amateur-ish photos got her eliminated. And then there were only the pale people left.

As we know, Jaclyn is a fine young lady from the south the likes of which we haven't seen since Miss Suzanne Sugarbaker. She was not happy with the potty mouths of the other models, and so decided to take matters into her own hands. Yes, Jaclyn creates a swear jar. Too bad she didn't have an old moonshine jug to use, like she would at home. We get a montage of the girls cursing their butts off. My favorite is the confessional which is obviously Brittani's recounting of the raw chicken refrigeration incident: "All I hear is, 'Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Something about chicken.'" Basically, Jaclyn is all set for her college fund.

The girls met their public at a fan challenge that tested their ability to mingle in the spotlight. Tyra knows we all remember that creepy-ass guy who Monique directed to Alexandria for a kiss. But there were other weirdos, too, that we didn't see! One woman says that she would love to have autographed pictures because she can sell them on eBay for a couple of dollars. That woman is an optimist. Another lady wants to touch Alexandria's hair. Alexandria asks if she wants to taste it. Okay, that bit only shows that Alexandria is even weirder than the fan weirdos. We end with the creepy guy telling Molly that her picture is hot, and that he didn't actually think it was her. He sure has a way with the ladies, doesn't he?

Kasia was the winner of the challenge and took Brittani and Jaclyn with her to a fabulous dinner with Miss J. We see new footage of Jaclyn imploring Miss J. to be a matchmaker. She tells him that she may look innocent, but she can flirt her vagina off. That's why the pendulum went so crazy. She asks if he has any people in mind who might want a nice southern girl. Miss J. asks what kind of wallet he should have and Jaclyn responds, "A leather one." I am so sad that she is gone. Back at the house, Alexandria prattled on about how she loves Miss J. and how it's okay that she missed out on this dinner because she'll dine with him in Paris, where she lives. Molly wishes that Alexandria would shut up once in a while. Alexandria will not shut up, and goes on about how she'd like to invite Miss J. to have a glass of wine in St. Tropez and talk about fashion. In the sweet justice category, Alexandria has two giant pimples that are directly facing the camera the whole time she's droning on.