The British models then get a lesson in Native American culture from Mariah, who is the first tribal enrolled Native American member to ever be on the show. They ask if she wears moccasins and does cool dances, and the answers to those questions are yes and yes. She also speaks another language! We are torn from this legitimately interesting cultural thing by a legitimately horrifying cultural thing in the form of Kris Jenner dressed as a mommy dominatrix for the week's photo shoot. Laura and Ashley did a great job dressed as creepy-whore-doll-children, but the judges did not enjoy Mariah's porny take on the whole thing. She was the first tribal enrolled Native American member to ever be sent home from the show.
With both the Americans and Brits down one girl, tensions were running high. But the Brits decided to blow off some steam by playing pranks. The most notable involved running into the Americans' room and throwing paper balls at Seymone while she was asleep. You know who was not a fan of this? Seymone. She went into full-on beast mode, chased the Brits out onto the patio, and yelled a whole bunch. Sophie tried to pretend like she had nothing to do with the whole affair, because you know that's the kind of girl she is. Oh, and THEN in a never before seen crime against humanity, Seymone grabbed the Brits' wine and threatened to dump it. Thankfully, it was saved, but Seymone kept yelling. She acknowledged to us that she's not used to living with females, and also that she has a slight temper problem. Alisha, who had no problem getting in Seymone's face, theorized that Seymone was just taking out her worry and frustration about the competition overall, because the prank wasn't even that bad. Also, she is the Hulk. Eventually, Seymone went back to bed, and everyone laughed at her.
The next day, Seymone and the Brits attempted to call a truce. Alisha explained to Seymone that she was actually frightening, while Seymone noted in turn that everyone else attacked her en masse. Seymone was pissed off generally, which is why she went to bed early. Alisha didn't think that was anyone else's problem, but really it probably would have been best to leave her alone. Eventually, the two shook hands and made at least temporary peace. Later, Tyra stopped by the house to facilitate another rap-off. Eboni once again excelled, while Sophie put up some very meager competition. Later, everyone got an Intoxibella name. If you know what this means, you have watched this show way too much. Basically, in yet another tie-in with Tyra Banks's young adult novel Modelland, everyone got a superhero supermodel name that emphasized her most notable qualities. Sophie was named Illuminata for her glowing energy, while Laura got the name Zagalicious, for reasons that still don't make a whole lot of sense. When she's 90, do you think the other ladies at the nursing home will call her Sagalicious behind her back? Laura also was fond of calling herself a pirate, for reasons still unexplained.













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