America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Intercultural Intermission

Back at the house, the Brits celebrated their first best-of-week photo (or in this case, video) thanks to Alisha, and Sophie and Annaliese quite endearingly could not stop watching and dancing to their own video. Annaliese predicted that newly-formed girl group Fiercely British could tour the world and win MTV Awards. Indeed, it's not so far off to think that Tyra Banks could be the new Lou Pearlman. Later that night, Sophie and Catherine dressed up like ninjas -- which in British parlance means wearing sunglasses and holding giant red plaid pillows over your head -- for no apparent reason other than that the competition was driving everybody crazy. Alisha would have joined, but she was too busy tapping her weave.

The next photo shoot had the girls posing at art installations at a dinner party thrown by British pop star Estelle. Seymone smashed pie in Annaliese's face, and everyone was happy. Sophie worked her bony tooch, while Kyle struggled even with a fake booty enhancement! She went home, much to the delight of everyone who could no longer bear to witness her smiling for miles.

So, as it happens, the girls spend a lot of time walking up and down their in-house runway. Eboni broke down the Sophie Strut, which involves leaning back so your head is behind your ankles and taking long strides. No one else could do it adequately. For the next photo shoot, the girls donned Hello Kitty couture, and Alisha rocked her dominatrix kitty look. Seymone, however, could not deal with her giant wig and turned in a subpar photo. She and her stank attitude were sent packing!

Once Seymone was gone and the drama quotient was getting dangerously low, Laura decided to confront Eboni for the simple fact that she does not like her. She said that Eboni was sickeningly vain. But she apparently was not the only one who felt this way! While Eboni asked for an example of her vanity, Catherine told us that she spent 80 percent of her time staring in mirrors. We see Eboni wink at herself in the mirror, and Annaliese says that when Eboni appears to be making eye contact she is actually trying to see her own reflection in someone else's eyeballs. Later on, "sexy" Nigel Barker visited the house and told the girls that they were going to Macau! Sophie was really excited, because noodles are her favorite food.

America's Next Top Model

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