Once in Macau, the girls got a show and dance performance at the MGM Macau and moved into their swanky penthouse. After settling in, they decided to have some fun by doing their own Top Model panel. Sophie got to play all of the models, and did a fair job mocking Eboni's pigtail-hating, Laura's sex-fiending, and Alisha's leg-show-offing. She gets the best photo of the week! At this point in the competition, Alisha started to have a bit of a mental breakdown. She got REALLY mad about the fact that Sophie took some of her clothes out of her suitcase and left them on the floor of their room, and didn't even let up when Sophie apologized. Alisha was ready to wash up some bitches! I don't know what that means, but it can't be good. For their first photo shoot in Macau, the girls got to pose with some squirmy silkworms hanging all over their bodies. Laura wanted to have sex with the silkworm, which provided some good modeling inspiration. Catherine, however, struggled and wound up with stiff, wooden poses. She was sadly sent home to ruminate on human-larva lovin' as an inspirational tactic.
With the stress of the competition mounting, as it tends to do immediately after commercial breaks, the girls took some time to go shopping on the streets of Macau. There are people everywhere, and also lots of sparkly cat-looking knick-knacks. Laura and Sophie decide to try some of the local cuisine, and eat some sugary beef stuff that a lady gives to them. The lady asks Sophie if it's good. Sophie is polite, but tells us that it's really not good. And then Sophie and Eboni eat some sort of seaweed shrimp biscuit that is also less than delightful, despite sounding kind of delicious.
Soon, the girls went to Hong Kong where they got to film a martial arts fight scene with action movie star and pop singer Nicholas Tse. Laura, of course, wanted to bone Nicholas Tse. She also was aroused by a silkworm, so if I was that guy I wouldn't take it too personally. While Annaliese made quite an enthusiastic and convincing action star, Sophie was not exactly making it happen with her right hook. Alisha even compared her to a fairy, with glitter coming out of her fist at every punch. Eboni did a year of taekwondo in third grade, and actually scared Miss J. with her fight moves. However, it was Laura who won the competition, and the other girls were PISSED. Alisha tapped her weave furiously as she told Laura how unfair the competition was, because Laura had the opportunity to work directly with Nicholas Tse as a practice partner and establish a relationship based on wanting to bone the nuts out of each other. Eboni then took it a step further, saying that Laura would sleep her way to the top. Laura was really offended by this, because she has more self-respect than that and actually only ever wanted to sleep her way to the middle. Throughout the controversy, Alisha maintained her position that Laura is a slag.