Tyra and the Jays huddle in their War Room and evaluate the girls. Brittany the mathematician is surprisingly modelesque in her photos. Poor pop-up trailer Amanda walks like a linebacker. Ashley has stunning bone structure, and Jay likes her greenness. There's nothing fresh about Kara, but she worked it out with her pose on the runway. Bianca is a bit like Nnenna, but hopefully less annoying. Jay likes her strength, but Miss J. thinks her runway pose is pretty lackluster. Ciara was a bit crazy with her posing, but she has beautiful cat-like eyes. Amber has a heart-shaped face and quirky bird-like features that Tyra and Jay like. They don't mention the fact that she's crazy, which could be a bad sign. Courtney stuck it out with the crutches, but Tyra's a little disappointed with her Polaroid. Erin is kind of stiffed and controlled, and perhaps needs a little kick-start. Lisa is focused on being relatable to men, and needs to be relatable to women as well. Laura is clueless, but that could work in her favor. Jennifer is the new Ciara, which means that now it is she who wants to wash a car with her boobs. Miss J. laments how the girls feel the need to be overtly sexy, which is always a mistake. Lulu looks like she's about to whip your ass, according to Miss J., but Jay Manuel loves her. Bloody Eyeball Nicole owned the runway. Rae looks more like a fitness model than a fashion model, meaning that she has muscles. Bambi Eyes Rachel is sort of elfin and funny looking, and Tyra loves it. Sundai looks pretty crazy on the runway, but she has face and Miss J. can't be mad at her. With that, Tyra and the Jays have made their decision.

Tyra wears a sequined Liza Minnelli jacket to deliver the final 14 results to the girls who, in case you forgot, are very tiny pioneers. The first girl to be called is Jennifer. Next is Erin, followed by Bambi Eyes Rachel, hippie dippy sheep castrating Kara, Roslyn-loving Lulu, Mama Rae, audience member Ashley, math wiz Brittany, bald Bianca, crutch-loving Courtney, Bloody Eyeball herself (who takes, like, a year and a day to walk over with the other finalists and looks like she's shocked herself into a coma), Crazyface Amber (who thanks Jesus Christ), and Kentucky Laura (who has been bawling this whole time). There is only one spot left. And duh, it's going to Sundai. Mama Warbanks wasn't going to let her down until she exploited her fully.