The shorties are in for a bit of a surprise, because before even getting to see their new abode they're heading right in for makeovers! Make that "Ty-overs." Jay introduces hairstylist to the stars and erstwhile Shear Genius judge Sally Hershberger! She gets right to work. Due to budget cuts this year, we have no fairy costume for Tyra to sport as she tells us what her nefarious makeover plans are for each girl. Rather, the "Tyra-strator" features a photo of each girl with her original hair, which is then drawn on with a sharpie to demonstrate the new hairstyle. And maybe, just for fun, someone will get a handlebar moustache too. Brittany's hair is getting edged out, and she's going brown. Jay thinks it makes her stand out. She definitely looks more like a soap opera villainess now.

Erin is going ice blonde, with ice blonde brows. It is, as always, unfortunate and makes her look like an extra from Lord of the Rings. Bloody Eyeball tells Sally that she hopes her head will be shaved, because then she'll be much faster in the shower. Even Sally, who has worked with the likes of Winona Ryder and Tom Cruise, seems to find B.E. a little odd. Kara tells us that she doesn't like Bloody Eyeball one bit. She's inscrutable, and also makes Kara nervous when she talks about things like being called Bloody Eyeball as a child. Bambi Eyes Rachel is getting dark brown hair, which makes things go in an uncomfortable Shelly Duvall direction if you ask me. Jennifer is getting a subtle cut and a brow-over. Lisa has long, beautiful, sexy hair, which in fact makes her TOO sexy. Tyra's going to chop it off. Or so she claims. In fact, Lisa's hair is still long post-makeover, and still sexy. And Bianca is still stank. She doesn't think that Lisa has much presence.