Annaliese is next, and Jay tells her to keep it light and happy. She also looks vacant, and not at all excited. Jez doesn't understand where all of Annaliese's bubbly, vivacious personality went. Sprayed into the ether by a giant, is my guess. Poor Annaliese is super cheesy, and tells us that she couldn't get her thoughts straight, and also couldn't manage to FEEL like her dream had come true. You know who would nail this shoot? A person whose dream it is to live inside a giant perfume bottle. Annaliese gets very emotional as she tells us she couldn't get past her own doubt, and then starts talking like she's already out of the competition. I mean, that's true, but it was also true while she was doing the go-sees and she didn't let it get her down then. With 20 frames left, Ben tells Annaliese that her sweet spot is her smile, and she should get it together. Her performance does improve, but Ben tells us that overall she was a bit stiff.
Then we have Laura. She confessionalizes that her dream come true is definitely not to be confined in a bottle in a frilly pink dress. Yes, yes, we know her dream come true is to have a 36-hour orgasm. Laura tells us that she can do crazy, and she can do edgy, but she's not a princess. I mean, that is something to get over at this moment in time. Laura starts off dreamy, but soon gets a little too sexual. Jay says that it looks like a stripper pole is going to come down. Ben tells us that Dream Come True is for the young and young at heart, and a lot of the joy was missing from Laura's performance. Furthermore, she looks more confused with each piece of direction that she gets. Annaliese tells us that Laura could be America's Net Top Model, what with her American citizenship and great photos. However, America's Next Top Model is a role model to a lot of really young people, and Laura has presented herself as a bit of a sex fiend throughout. Do you want your America's Next Top Model to be a skank? I mean, I do, kind of. And I probably would have wanted that when I was 13 as well. But I see the point. At the end of Laura's shoot, Jay says that this might keep her out of being in the final two. And with that, it's a wrap.
Back at the house, there is Tyra Mail of Doom. Someone will be eliminated, and get fed to the really lovely-smelling giant. Sophie tells us that she was brought up in the countryside with rabbits and sheep and, we learn via photo, the cutest ever shaggy dog. My dream come true would be owning that dog, and spooning him every night in bed. Anyway, Sophie made it to London to model, and has always worked really hard. And clearly she's going to win this whole thing, right? Annaliese didn't do so well in the photo shoot, and is hoping that her performance in the challenge will make up for it. She's here to inspire girls that you don't have to be at all like a model to be a model. Laura is not confident going into panel either, and says that it's been a whirlwind of a year. She's been struggling and fighting, and knows that has made her better and stronger. As Laura tells us that she can't go home, we head to commercials.













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