Then there's Louise. She's getting treatment from Sally herself, which you'd think would be a big deal. Her new hair is labeled as "beige blunt cut." What... exactly... is beige hair? Beige is a color for walls and old lady pantyhose. But putting this issue aside, Sally says that they're going to shorten Louise's hair and make it more modern. Louise sticks her finger in her mouth and starts to look panicked. She says that she's a full time model, and doesn't want her hair cut or dyed dark brown because it will take forever and her agency will be unhappy. Louise continues to stick her finger in her mouth and says, "That don't make no sense to me." Sally tells us that Louise needs to get a reality check. Also some anti-depressants, I'd say. Sally works with the best models in the world, and they never give her lip. Nor, probably, snarl, which is Louise's specialty. Louise complains that Sally didn't give her time enough to think about whether she wanted short hair. It is kind of cute how she thinks she has any say in the matter. Sally just lops it off as Louise pouts. Meanwhile, Seymone is perfectly happy with her boobage-length weave and also thinks Louise needs to shut it.

Elsewhere, Azmarie shampoos the now very blonde Laura, and the two flirt it up. If we don't get at least some shadowy fumbling and heavy breathing out of those two, everything I've ever believed about this show will be proven false. Annaliese is getting a crazy teased weave -- even crazier than she currently has. Catherine is going magenta, which will be of great help in doing the Time Warp. There's a Cover Girl plug in the midst of all this, in which we learn the tip that you should try to match your foundation to your chest. Don't actually put it ON your chest, though, unless you like having orange clothes. Alisha is getting shaved on one side of her head and a weave on the other, and the result is actually pretty cool. Ashley goes a bit lighter, Kyle goes quite a bit lighter and keeps her length, and Candace gets a long straight weave. Mariah gets bangs but still has length, much to her delight. The real revelation in this shakeover is that it makes Mariah look almost exactly like young Britney Spears. It's uncanny, and also not exactly a positive. Sophie says, "Maybe they gave her heavy bangs to hide her face a little bit." She's a cold-hearted snake, that one. I like it.