America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Enter the Haggis

Catherine, Laura and Sophie are next. Their photo gets the biggest positive reaction from the judges. Nigel says that Sophie looks great in the face, but her body language could use some help. Kris loves Laura and her pose and her personality, and how she emulated a creepy baby. Cutrone loves Laura's hair, and wants to marry her off to a rock star named Kelly Cutrone. Tyra enjoys Catherine's elegance, but wants to see her exaggerate a bit more and stand out amongst her competitors. Candace and Eboni are next. Nigel praises Eboni's eyes in the photo, and Tyra gives it up to Eboni for working through the literal burn on her cheek. Of course Tyra once had a massive burn on her eye for a very important photo shoot, and that was back before Photoshop existed, and so she had to pretend that it was a little tiny crusty eye hat. Crusty eye hats then became a trend worldwide! That is the power of Tyra Banks. Eboni's similar perseverance proves, Tyra says, that you can burn her but you can't break her. That should be the theme of Eboni's viral video hit. "You can spurn and shake and bake me / I might burn but you can't break me / Court's adjourned so don't mistake me / I might burn but you can't break me." That started as a joke, but I think what I did is just write a really good hook. Candance has great legs, but could have extended her torso more.

America's Next Top Model

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