America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Tooched by an Angel

With that, the judges deliberate. They go through the safe girls first. Shannon doesn't ruin her picture, but doesn't make it. She's merely safe. Allison's body and face and booth tooch look great. She's also tooching her lips, apparently, and ALT is feeling it. Kayla's brand is free, but Nigel and ALT think that she's totally locked up. Her photo isn't spontaneous or unexpected, and she takes no risks. Bianca's face and body are extraordinary. Kristin doesn't love Bre's photo and lack of facial expression. Tyra wishes that she was smizing in a buckeyed, crazy fashion. Camille's photo is ALT's least favorite, and Nigel is no fan either.

The judges then look at the contestants who are actually in danger of elimination. Alexandria looks amazing, and Tyra says that she's making the large-foreheaded people proud. Angelea's photo is weak, according to ALT, though Nigel likes that she had the nerve to question him about his earlier comments. ALT is a big fan of Dominique's photo, but Kristin isn't feeling it. Nigel wants to see action and emotion from Isis rather than pretty. Tyra commends Isis for going through her struggles and still serving it. However, ALT sees no work there. Kristin agrees that it's safe and isn't doing a whole lot. Laura took a risk in her photo by crouching, and Nigel says that she's made it a fashion shot. Also, she and Bre pair up beautifully. Lisa's body looks very strong, and Kristin loves it. Nigel says that Lisa is always Lisa. That may not always be a good thing, but it is authentic. With that, the judges have reached a decision.

With the girls lined up before her, Tyra first goes through the safe girls. Allison gets the best photo for the week. As she accepts her photo, Tyra tells her that they have put a new word into Top Model vernacular -- tooch. That word is in the original OED of Top Model! Does she think that viewers of the all-stars cycle haven't watched other seasons? Does she think that we've actually been brain damaged enough by this show that we don't remember? Maybe that's what she's been going for all along. Tyra forces Allison to say "tooch," and it winds up being the cutest and funniest thing. But that's all on Allison. Tyra gets no credit for anything positive related to tooching. Bianca is called next, followed by Shannon, Bre, Kayla, and Camille.

America's Next Top Model

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