Then it's time to go through the girls who are actually in danger. Alexandria is called first, followed by Lisa, Laura, and Dominique. This leaves Isis and Angelea in the bottom two. You can tell that Isis is so over Tyra already. Tyra says that Angelea and Isis do not have the two worst photos, and uses that as proof of how important challenges are to win. Except for all the times when the same girl who wins the week's challenge gets eliminated. Anyway. Tyra is only going to call one name. You know how it goes. Isis's photo is not so great, and Tyra tells her that from week to week it seems to be less and less and less. If Tyra didn't outweigh her by about 60 pounds, Isis would deck that lady right in the throat, I think. Tyra tells Angelea that her photo is not so great, but the judges commend her for speaking up about her confusion. However, the judges are concerned that Angelea doesn't know the difference, and can't make the balance. I guess she means the balance between hood ghetto bitch and bank teller. Tyra then goes on to say that the number one thing that girls go home for is the ability to take a note. It is? Honestly, I think she's using a magnetic poetry kit to write her elimination ceremony soliloquys. In any case, Angelea gets a photo and Isis is going home. Tyra tells Angelea that they don't want her to lose the 716, but they want her to be able to oscillate between polish and sandpaper. For real: magnetic poetry.
Tyra hugs Isis, and tells her to use this platform to show the world that she's got more than fifteen minutes of fame in her. Isis graciously bids adieu to everyone, and tells us that she's shocked. She thinks that she has a lot to offer, and has a presence. From here, she says, she'll continue to do appearances and motivational speeches. Just like the first time, she says, she'll leave having made a great impact on the other girls and the world. She has done the latter by talking a whole lot of shit about Tyra on Twitter, thus making her a hero to all humankind! Tooch tooch, tooch tooch.
Next week: The girls audition for CSI, and Kayla has a medical emergency!
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