At 2:45, Jane and Chris enter Versace. Chris is first to meet with Angelo Azzena, whose role is never given but who is apparently some kind of minion. Chris asks him what he looks for in a model, and he says that attitude, good body, and a nice walk are important. He's a bit short in his reply, and then goes back to flipping through her book. Crickets chirp. Chris tells us that Angelo plays no game, and is all about getting you in, seeing what you've got, and moving on to the next girl. He meets with Jane, who says that it was an overwhelming experience to be at Versace, but you really have to keep it together and not freak out, because no one likes that. Meanwhile, at 3:00 Chelsey, Ann, and Kayla are still wandering in vein trying to find Versace. Time is ticking, and Chelsey starts to panic. As she looks around in confusion and says, "I'm so lost," we head to commercials.
When we return, Chelsey is sweating her ass off and wants to strip down. That's one way to make a buona impressione. Finally, at 3:10, Chelsey, Ann and Kayla stumble upon Versace. At this time, Chris and Jane have been outfitted and are instructed to walk. Jane goes first, and her walk is really burly. This is the first time that the lacrosse player thing has made sense. Angelo says that Jane is fresh, but needs to work on her terrible walk. While Chris walks, the three newcomers decide to reapply the makeup that has sweated off. The poor clothes that these girls will put on! Versace duds should never be exposed to mere mortal sweat. Only the sweat of angels, which smells like rosewater, will do. Chris walks, and Angelo says that, "The fit was a little bit a not very good. Not for what is the trend, at the moment." He then says that she looks like a model from the '80s. Is he calling her fat?
At 3:45, Chris and Jane emerge from the building and Chris is euphoric about her go-and-see experience. Meanwhile, Chelsey finally gets to walk. She tells us that she was nervous, and that even though Angelo seemed to like her walk he was very quick, and didn't seem to think she was super special or anything. Angelo would thus be of a mind with the rest of us. I mean, Chelsey's thing is that she's fine and usually competent, and she should just embrace that. Angelo tells us that Chelsey had a good fit, but her look is a bit "two seasons ago." That at least we can blame on Tyra. Kayla is next, and tells us that, whether or not she gets booked, she's really just happy to be walking in Versace and getting the experience. Angelo says that Kayla has a beautiful and fresh face. He'd maybe book her for editorial, but not for a show.













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