Meanwhile, is anyone out there watching The Judds? How much does it kill you that they have a tour choreographer?

When we return, Tyra and ALT fuss around with her giant neck bow at panel. She eventually changes, and ALT is thankful, saying that before she looked like she was going to some bad riding school. Now she looks like she's going to a riding school that would be featured in a porno. There are prizes, there are judges. Lana Marks is the guest judge. People take her clutches to awards shows a lot, apparently.

Alexandria is up first before panel, and Tyra notes how interesting it is that her ugly tank top says "No. 1." There is no giving of shit, but just an observation, which I find disconcerting. Alexandria says that she made four go-sees out of five, and was the challenge winner. Tyra tells Alexandria that she booked every single go-see. This news is delightful to Alexandria, and induces scowls on the other girls. The go-see designers said that Alexandria was prepared, outgoing and friendly. Tyra says that she's the example of how important it is to go in, wow, and connect to the designers. I guess she held off on giving them suggestions this time. Alexandria's photo looks pretty good, and Nigel says that she was extraordinary. Tyra adds that it's true high-fashion, and could be a double-page spread in Italian Vogue. Lana loves her face and expression, and ALT says that she's the star of the picture. Well, in fairness she's competing against birds and trash.

Jaclyn is next and is forced to admit that she only made it to two go-sees. Tyra grimaces, and Jaclyn explains that she had a lot of trouble with the map and getting around. ALT tells her to jump out of the car next time and run. Aimlessly, apparently, because she still would have no idea where the eff she was going. Lana tells Jaclyn that there's no excuse for missing a go-see when she has the chance of a lifetime. Well then give the girl a GPS! God. I hate when they create impediments to prevent these girls from getting to go-sees, and then give them shit for it. Anyway, Jaclyn booked both of her go-sees, and the designers commended her personality and amazing body. Jaclyn's photo looks stunning from afar, but Nigel tells her that she's got to learn what to do with her face. She gave lots of poses with her body, but she needs to work her face to counteract her soft jawline. ALT tells Jaclyn that her left arm could be considered gauche. Oh, the pesky left arm and its gauche ways.