Alexandria volunteers to start things off, and Lana asks her to give her most fabulous pose. She poses with bags, and then stands there with pathetic puppy dog eyes as Lana asks what it would mean to her to win this campaign. Alexandria says, "What would it not mean to me?" In a confessional, Molly rightly mocks this response and calls Alexandria an asshole. Alexandria continues that she's capable of anything and everything, and is up for any challenge. Even the challenge of Molly going, "Mehhhh meh me nee nee neeeeh...shut up," in an interview? Molly is next to pose, and really looks beautiful. Her response to Lana's question isn't any great shakes either, though, as she just says that it would be amazing. Kasia poses, and the inexpensive thing is happening again. Lana bemusedly asks why she wants to be part of this campaign, and Kasia says that she's worked hard to feel good about herself and loves her body, and it's a matter of showing other people that it's okay to be different. If the size eights of the world really are out there feeling like a persecuted group: stop it.
And then, Lana announces that the winner is Alexandria. Alexandria is of course overwhelmed and happy. Lana tells us that she chose Alexandria because she's a natural, beautiful girl and was magnificent. Molly was perhaps even more magnificent in her posing, but when Lana saw the girls sitting down on the sofa, Molly wasn't quite the poised model that she was looking for. Fierce on the streets, fetid in the sheets. Or, whatever. She seriously can't control her stink face, and it is to her detriment. Back at the house, Alexandria goes through her goody bag as Molly sits there and tries not to punch her. Molly confessionalizes with more rage than ever that she doesn't like losing, is pissed off, and better be going to Morocco or else she'll punch a hole in something. Brittani, who has lost all of her spunk in an effort to please Tyra, stands meekly and watches Alexandria go through her gifts. She fears that her poor go-see performance will mean elimination, and so is preparing herself for the worst.













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