After a commercial break, the girls get Tyra Mail. "A modeling career is a terrible thing to waste. Love, Tyra." I'm sure the UNCF loves that appropriation. The girls head off to the Olinda Alpha Landfill. This is a dump, and not in the metaphorical sense. There is trash everywhere, and big machines pushing that trash around, and seagulls circling and becoming carriers of I don't even want to know how many diseases. Let this be a reminder: Do not leave your bag of chips unattended at the beach, and if a gull gets at them for the love of God throw them away. The gulls are just waiting for you to make one wrong move. Anyway, trash. Jay and Nigel meet the girls, and Jay tells them to get used to the ripe smell because they're going to be there all day long. Nigel adds that they'll be photographing the girls in an eco-friendly fashion shoot. Because what's more eco-friendly than trash? They will be wearing eco-friendly couture creations designed specifically for this show by designer Michael Cinco, who himself looks like he might have been recycled from Jackson family parts. Michael Cinco explains that his eco-friendly couture gowns use recycled materials such as broken mirrors to look like jewels. I bet you $20 he bought a new mirror and broke it. There is no mention of whether the fabrics are actually eco-friendly, and frankly I'm skeptical about the whole thing.
Jay adds that they'll be working from their eco-friendly Verde motor home, which is made from recycled materials and runs entirely on bio diesel. I'm sure the girls love being around that French fry smell all the time. The girls head to hair and makeup, and Brittani tells us that her ass is on the line after she was called out at panel this week. She's hoping she can turn it around and prove it to the judges who gave her a second chance that she was worth the investment. Kasia is first on set, in a really hideous dress. She sits on the big trash moving machine, and Nigel says that Kasia's biggest challenge is her lack of range of facial expressions. I wish that Tyra were here playing the part of Marjory the trash heap from Fraggle Rock, offering the girls wisdom on how to pull up the corners of their mouths and find their light or whatever. Alexandria would totally ruin things by trying to steal a radish from Junior Gorg's garden on the way home.













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