America's Next Top Model

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Splendor in the Trash

Jaclyn is up next, in a big, puffy ominous-looking black dress. Nigel tells her that she looks wicked, and she replies that she's not no princess anymore. She even makes poor grammar charming. Jaclyn tells us that she completely bombed the go-sees, so if she bombs the photo shoot she'll be packing her bags, y'all, for small town Texas. She would much prefer to go to Morocco. Jay is fixing her dress a little amongst the trash heaps when he gets pooped on by a seagull. That seagull speaks for all of us, and should be lionized as a hero for all time. Jaclyn poses, and looks kind of whack. Nigel says that she really needs to work on controlling her mouth, but at the same time her personality is very endearing. Even among the stinky trash, she's got that little sparkle.

Hannah is next, looking like an undead Miss Havisham. She seems to have troubles with both her eyes and her body. Jay runs up to her and tells her that she's great until she starts second guessing herself. After this direction, Hannah starts working it with the force of a rotting banana peel. She thinks she got an amazing shot.

Nigel approaches Brittani as she's getting her makeup done, and says that he wants to talk to her since the last time he saw her everyone was freaking out and it was totally traumatic. He tells her that he and the other judges (minus Tyra, of course) have faith in her, and she wouldn't be there if they didn't. Brittani says that she understands, and also knows that she has a lot to prove today. She's glad that Nigel talked to her and feels a bit more optimistic, but at the same time knows that she'll go home if she doesn't prove her mettle to the judges.

Meanwhile, Alexandria steps on set looking insane. Nigel and Jay love it. Six people have to carry the train of Alexandria's dress, and she says that she feels like a queen on top of a bunch of garbage. Jay is like, "Girl, tell me about it." Her ensemble does literally look like it's made out of trash bags. Nigel tells Alexandria that she'll be standing on a ladder with her dressed draped over it, and the idea is that she's a giant. She poses and I guess it's great. She never looks that good to me, but Jay says that it was clear that Alexandria was excited about what they were doing, and her hands looked very graceful.

America's Next Top Model

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