America's Next Top Model

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The girls head outside where they find a bus waiting for them. But it's not just any bus -- it's the Fab Bus. One side's red and the other side is blue, and there's a big TV screen in back. And hey! There's also Toccara! She bursts onto the scene wearing a gold sequined dress and holding a long skinny microphone a la Gene Rayburn from The Match Game. I'm excited about what might happen, even though I know it will never compete with the brilliant "Snatch Game" from RuPaul's Drag Race. Though I would like to see Angelea try out a Carol Channing impersonation. Alexandra is excited to see Toccara in all of her plus-sized glory. We are reminded that Toccara is awesome and, in addition to being on Celebrity Fit Club, got major play in Italian Vogue.

Toccara announces that today the girls are all contestants on the Fab Bus. The Fab Bus opening sequence has a logo and some stars. It lasts all of six seconds and has catchy theme music. Toccara says that if she's learned anything about this business, it's that it pays to know about the industry that you're trying to break into. Thus, the girls will today be tested on their fashion knowledge. Krista tells us that she's a fashion junkie, so is excited. Raina, since she had the best photo at last week's elimination, will serve as the scorekeeper. The teams are assigned. The Blue Team is Krista, Simone, Angelea, Alexandra, and Jessica. The Red Team is Anslee, Tatianna, Ren, Brenda and Alasia. Anslee shit talks in an interview, talking about teammates/duds Alasia and Brenda. The first team who correctly answers five questions is the winner, and as their prize will get to go on a go-see to the headquarters of Bluefly.com. Toccara does a good job shilling for Bluefly and their 40% discount goodness. Ren is nonplussed. Whichever girl from the winning team most impresses the CEO and Creative Director at Bluefly will be featured in their spring collection campaign. Giant pink words on the screen assure us that this is a fierce prize. What's more, each team member will receive a $500 Bluefly gift card, and the winner of the go see will get a $2,500 gift card! Not bad. The losing team will get an un-prize TBD. Raina, due to the new best photo/challenge prize rules will automatically get to go on the go-see with the winning team.

America's Next Top Model

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