The girls return home to find Teyona's goodies. She is a touch less than gracious about her victory as she yells, "Don't touch don't touch don't touch don't touch don't touch don't touch! I want it all I want it all I want it all!" Fo cries in the confessional, saying that Teyona won the best challenge and it pissed her off. Well, try growing a couple of inches, then. Fo weeps that she's come so far, and at this point she needs to win and has to win. Nay, and nay. Celia tells us that Teyona is her competition now. She does admit that Teyona's wardrobe was in dire need of a major facelift, so it's okay that she won, if discouraging. Celia tells us that she has to have an amazing photo shoot, and if she doesn't, she's going home. Commercials.
Meanwhile, McKey finally gets to be in that runway show she's been droning on about all season. Almost.
When we return, there is Tyra Mail. "Top Models get maximum exposure. Tomorrow, you'll know what that's like. Love, Tyra." The girls all have a funny feeling they'll be showing their bits in teeny weeny Brazilian bikinis. Allison confessionalizes that she doesn't think her body is particularly a swimsuit body. I'd buy that. She feels a bit awkward, which is likely not helped by Aminat yelling, "Nudity!" Allison bites her lip with her giant rabbit teeth and looks more like a sad Easter Bunny than ever.
The girls head off to the beach. I hope Natalie is eating her hat right now. Jay greets them wearing his muscle shirt and teeny shorts. Meanwhile, Nigel, dressed as a tourist, comes fumbling in pretending to be looking for the beach. The sand and the waves are your first clues, rookie. Nigel is, of course, the photographer for the day. He tells the girls that they're going to be wearing some high-fashion swimwear, and will have to stand out in a crowd. Last time he shot the girls, they had to light themselves with strobe equipment. This time, they'll have to turn the spotlight on themselves by modeling themselves out of a crowd. But not literally out of a crowd, since they'll be posing amongst the crowd. As with most things on this show, it's better to not think about it too much. Nigel instructs the girls to throw their inhibitions to the wind and show him what they've got. Allison is even more nervous than usual given Nigel's status as a judge.