Tyra gathers the girls away from the ants, and tells them that -- since America's Next Top Model has a reputation (of ever-increasing retardation) -- their house is condemned. This means that the girls can't live there anymore. Because... they are moving to Hawaii. As Tyra says this she opens the door to their pool area, where there are ladies doing hula dances and guys twirling fire sticks and a tiki bar and the like. Now, don't get me wrong. I would love to take a trip to Hawaii. But I am not an aspiring fashion model. Maybe if you smize hard enough Hawaii looks like Milan. I'm sure Tyra was like, "These shorties don't have a chance in hell of being models anyway... why bother with the trouble of getting visas?" Also, she TOTALLY wanted to show off her hot new bikini bod, which she does with haste as soon as the girls head to the pool area. Kiss her well-toned ass, haters. Upon the magical transformation of the house's backyard, Laura says, "It doesn't even look like our backyard! It's like, sand. And fruit. It's just awesome." In addition to the fruit, there's all sorts of delicious-looking food that the girls can't enjoy because they have to go pack.

Tyra helps Sundai pack her rat's nest of clothes into a suitcase, and Sundai interviews that going to Hawaii is the greatest thing, because she never gets to go anywhere, because she's an orphan. Top Model is kind of like Make a Wish in that way. Tyra leaves to oversee the lackeys who will pack her own suitcase, and the girls continue to celebrate and gather their precious few belongings. Laura reminds us that, as a small town girl -- and a small, small town girl at that -- it's really hard to get into modeling. Going on Top Model actually seemed like the best way to get into the business for her. And in this ONE instance, I am maybe with her on that. She ends by saying that this competition is her life. This makes me paranoid that she's going to be eliminated very soon, because Tyra can't be a benefactress to all the orphans in the world AND her entire viewing audience who love Laura to bits.